Jelzabeth

You can totally propose to me like this.

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

Is there Anything Worse…

than the taste in your mouth after drinking water after eating cantaloupe?

comedycentral:

Maxim just released their 2012 Hot 100 list of the world’s most beautiful women, and you’ll never guess which lovely lady clocked in at number 69:
69. Stephen Colbert Democracy isn’t always pretty: Sometimes it’s downright handsome. With a massive write-in vote campaign, the Colbert Nation proved they’re not only loyal but also incredibly horny.

comedycentral:

Maxim just released their 2012 Hot 100 list of the world’s most beautiful women, and you’ll never guess which lovely lady clocked in at number 69:

69. Stephen Colbert
Democracy isn’t always pretty: Sometimes it’s downright handsome. With a massive write-in vote campaign, the Colbert Nation proved they’re not only loyal but also incredibly horny.
Not gonna lie:  I love GIRLS. 
It is nothing, at all, remotely close to my life (other than the fact that I am, in fact, a girl) but I love it.  It is brilliant.  Things I think, yet never say, and I can’t help but laugh and feel mortified for the characters at the same time.
Well done, Lena, well done.

Not gonna lie:  I love GIRLS. 

It is nothing, at all, remotely close to my life (other than the fact that I am, in fact, a girl) but I love it.  It is brilliant.  Things I think, yet never say, and I can’t help but laugh and feel mortified for the characters at the same time.

Well done, Lena, well done.

Agreed.

Agreed.

dcroninphoto:

Academy of Sciences. San Francisco CA
This is Claude the albino alligator. They remolded the entire museum a few years back but this place used to be one of my favorite spots when i was growing up. The railing around the alligator is the same railing they had in the old museum. I felt like a kid again.

I still can’t look at Claude without wondering what it would be like to fall in.  As a kid I sorta wanted to live in there with him…  

dcroninphoto:

Academy of Sciences. San Francisco CA

This is Claude the albino alligator. They remolded the entire museum a few years back but this place used to be one of my favorite spots when i was growing up. The railing around the alligator is the same railing they had in the old museum. I felt like a kid again.

I still can’t look at Claude without wondering what it would be like to fall in.  As a kid I sorta wanted to live in there with him…  

Gorgeous day in the Bay! (Taken with instagram)

Gorgeous day in the Bay! (Taken with instagram)

2 Things

There are 2 things that happen whenever I have free time.  A)  things get painted.  B)  my hair gets shorter.

P.S.  Why is it that I cannot convince myself it is a bad idea to cut my own hair until after I’ve already done it?

collegehumor:

Some Study That I Used To Know - Goyte

CollegeHumor’s music video parody

Well played.

I want to go to there.

I want to go to there.

To be or not to be. That’s not really a question.

Jean-Luc Godard.

and the week begins.

(via bbook)

Hah.

popculturebrain:

Lawrence is best known for directing I Am Legend and Water for Elephants.

They picked him?