From yesterday’s interview with Michael Pitt for I ORIGINS.
JIMMY - I miss you so much.
For the love of the octopus! Crazy smart, sensitive, and adaptable…
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again - it’s not dolphins or chimps or crows we have to look to as our intellectual equals, it’s motherfuckin’ octopuses. They’re the tricky ones.
I love that the source video is titled “The terrible ability of the octopus!” which may be nothing more than an awkward transliteration but is still fantastic. I further love that after it’s worked the lid off, it just tosses the thing away and settles back inside the jar. Octopuses, man. Their whole body is just a weird floppy muscle.
PEOPLE THINK I’M CRAZY WHEN I NAME MY GREATEST FEAR, BUT
"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."
I relate all too well to Abbi…
Fine, detailed and subtle animated artwork created by New York illustrator Rebecca Mock. Apparently the animated gif back to stay, gradually more and more people are exploring this old format and customers asking for shouting. Several of these illustrations were created for the New York Times or The Warlus magazine.
Beautiful gif art. <3
Oh my Lord. We have to have these at AJAM.
"I like you and you like crazy girls."
Drunken text to guy I work with who’s face I want to make out on.